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I went out with the personal trainer again last weekend. I would never in a million years call a guy 11 times when he did not return a single call. Don’t worry, I already have his application to “Beauty and the Geek” filled out and ready to go. To celebrate I went out with a few of my work friends to a Mexican restaurant for happy hour margaritas, shots of tequila, and chips and salsa. I got on the dreaded scale which I threw to the back corner in February when it rudely tried to tell me that too many happy hours, lunches out and big dinners were a bad idea—-and I’ve gained 15lbs since graduation last May. Then I was like “wtf clearly this is broken’, but when I put my 10lb weight on it and it indeed said it was 10lbs, I cried and then went to the gym. I’ve had people tell me that my standards are too high and I’ve even been called a ‘snob’ by a ‘friend’ but that was probably just out of spite because I rejected him. I know that credit markets have tightened for good reason…
Yes, I know my life is one that would turn a normal human into an alcoholic but after searching through my wealth of knowledge for a reason why my pants were shrinking in the dryer when I air them and being unable to convince myself that all of a sudden clothes shrink in the washer too…. At one point, I literally screamed “THIS IS INSANE”, waking up everyone within a 20 mile radius of me. I just received this message: “It says on your profile you are a credit risk analyst, so I had a question for you.
All I have to say is it’s a good thing graduation was right around the corner because with a gesture like that, I would have probably have professed my love soon.
I don’t even want to be friends with you if you smoke, let alone date you. I’m not saying you need to go to an Ivy League school or be a nuclear engineer (because that’s what DB was and clearly that did not work out) but I cannot date a dimwit. Are you the dumbest human being to ever walk this earth that you are really going to make fun of me for accomplishing something that you cannot even pronounce? Oh, right….remember that terrible date from last week? We went out Thursday and it was so bad that I came dangerously close to moving to Russia so that I could become a Russian Mail Order Bride. So I came to the conclusion that Eharm is the absolute worst. Hmmm, if you’re thinking ‘wow, that would make me feel really insecure and out of shape’, guess what—you’re right! And after the date I went home and watched a Law and Order SVU marathon, and life was just so good. If god forbid I’m still writing this blog at 40 that will clearly change, but for now, it’s fine. Have a good week.”) Called me Wednesday (I didn’t respond), texted me inviting me to a movie on Thursday (I didn’t respond), and called me twice Friday DURING THE DAY. Well, that isn’t entirely true—I think it happened once in 6th grade. Anyway, Jdate guy sent me a message and we emailed and bbmed for a few days and then he asked me out. To dinner/drinks last night and I was so surprised at how much fun I had. It would have been sooner, but I actually was worried that I was dying.