Dating horsey people


In the case of the first time with my current mare friend I was sitting with my back to the wall, and she had actually pressed into my face hard enough that I was pinned there performing oral sex. I wouldn’t say she was trying to dominate; I think she was just expressing her enjoyment. Because horses love biting things I was a little bit concerned; I kept my hand in a way that I could save myself if I needed to.

But the really interesting thing is that after having oral sex she turned away from me, lifted her tail, and walked backward into me and actually onto me. I’ve had the luck and the privilege to know two veterinarians and a doctor who were open to the idea, so I talked to them and I investigated zoonosis — the transference of diseases from animals to people. Horses have parasites, but they generally don’t, like us.

I feel like my sexual development was bang on — I just had a different affection. And later I’d go to pre-internet online dial-up forums and that’s where I came across bestiality porn. As much as I later experimented with people, I was always sure I wanted horses.

And I didn’t realize it was abnormal at that time, but the comments attached to those pictures were all going on about how disgusting it was. So that would be when I was first aware that I was different. It was never a case of “I’m just giving this a try to see if I would prefer humans.”My first kiss was from a man named Mark.

They have an almost fanatical level of commitment to their chosen sport, spend far too much time agonising over the intricacies of getting the perfect canter, and are seemingly always muddy and dirty. No, they won’t admit it, because they know you’ll disapprove of their “perfectly behaved” equine soulmate.

Somehow, people still love them, marry them, and date them. If they’re truly horsey, they might even firmly announce ‘over’ as they poke…just to make sure you got the message.

These have come from the washing machine because your horsey significant other has washed their saddlecloths and horse rugs in there, despite you insisting that they stop doing that.

We have thousands of members all across the UK that are equestrian fanatics, and they also are looking to find someone with similar interests to talk to, flirt with, meet, date and go horse riding with!With muddy boot patches and strange assortments of leather things strewn around.Their horse’s stable on the other hand, is spotless and impeccably neat.While it’s certainly not a homogeneous community, many “zoos” (as they are known to self-identify) are monogamous and live with their animals as if they were human partners.

As a result of legal restrictions — sex with an animal is illegal in most U. states and European countries — the lived experience of being a zoo is rarely heard outside of underground online forums or secret meet-up groups. There was a carnival in a parking lot across the street from my house and it had a parade of them walking around in circles.This comes in very handy when moving house or travelling. This houses an unnecessarily large collection of breeches, jodhpurs, ‘stable jeans,’ tracksuits, fleeces, jackets, boots, and a variety of shirts in varying materials for all climates. Even if they do only wear three of those pairs of breeches on heavy rotation, while the others lay there untouched.


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